HILARIOUS facts!

mode : gee generation's song. sekrang tengah hot. yey. mendengar sambil exercise kaki. bak kata abah *kaki tergedik gedik*. hakhak :p

did u notice. now i'm updating it s0o frequent. kerap.kerap gitu. kenapa ya? ouh. di rumah suda. membuat tugasan sambil menulis apa apa yang rasa nk tulis ya!. aha . and now tinggal nak snap picture abah bermain golf aje utk menganalisis gamba bagi menyiapkan tugasan anatomi dan fisiologi. haih. stress cmgini. tapi tape. cekalkan hati oke sha! ;). eh.eh mcam tade kene mengena kan? :D

oke. hilarious kan.so ketawa kejap.hahahahaha :D

just now saya gatal gatal search dekat pakcik google about fart. u know wut it is? *KENTUT oke* .mcm interesting nak tahu why it's happen. yela before this tahu kentut je kan. hakhak :p. ketawa sambil makan kek cheese ;p. geli perot plak rasa sebab ckp pasal kentut. almaklum. kat umah ni ade super fart. haha. :p :p
ups.sorry abah sayang! :D.lalalala~

WHAT MAKES FART STINK?
oke let me conclude , kentut busuk kerana the mixture of hydrogen sulphite and mercaptans.and that mixture ada sulphur, so the more sulphur in your diet means from what you ate tu, the more busuklar your kentut will be.agagaga :p ,oke. then kan. if u kentut kuat the smell is not t0o and so stink lar. compared to kentut yang slow.haha. so be careful lar dgn org yg suka kentut slow. hakhak :P. geli perot ni.:p


HOW MUCH GAS DOES A NORMAL PERSON PASS PER DAY?
its average is half a litre of gas per day , *go to lab and check la oke. ahaha :P *

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FART GAS TO TRAVEL TO SOMEONE ELSE'S NOSE?
d narrow d space d greater potential to spread the smells so promptly. , cepat bau and for a long period. kalau luas,kejap nanti hilanglah, and bau tak begitu menyerlah , jadi kalau dalam lift or kereta or bilik . bawak bawaklah bertahan.Pastu kan , kentut dapat dibau between 13 to 20 seconds after kentut .oh.faint :p.haha pening sambil juling mata. ahaha :P

DO MOVIESTARS FART ? oke. this part i laugh s0o badly. rase krem gila perot.hahahaha ;p

the answer is. all moviestars fart so freakin much. hahaha :P. haihhh. kalo xkentut mcm xnormal la kan. awak kentut tak? mestila kan. jgn cover2 oke.hahak ;p

IS IT TRUE THAT SOME PEOPLE NEVER FART?
No, not when they're still alive.Infact, people even fart shortly after death :O

HOW CAN ONE COVER UP?
ehe.sila ambil pensil dan tulis utk ingat. baik utk cover bila pergi dating.ahaha :P
geli perot lagik. haihh.:P

okay , when u r in crowd . buat buat batuk or gerakkan kerusi (tactic biasa !) ahahhaa or kalau kat luar luar, kalau tetibe bau salahkan aje najis najis binatang sekeliling (kucing,anjing) kalau takde binatang sedemikian,salahkan strangers or people who just left you ols! ahaha :P


WHAT IS THE BEST POSITION FOR FARTING?

tonggeng or just ask EXPERT FARTERS. buat slumber aje oke. ahaha :p


"IF YOU FART IN THE BATHTUB , IS THE WATER POLLUTED AND SHOULD YOU REFILL THE BATHTUB?"

or

" AUNTY, SHOULD WE WASH OUR ***handtgyhrgdhkkk** AFTER WE FART*.-my dear nurin aisyah ask me this. waaaaa. what answer should i give her? aunty blur :p

ahahaha :P


okela.sekian. harap maaf jika menganggu kesopanan dan kesusilaan anda semua. ahaha. ;p

sila fokus semula dan berhenti ketawa. ^___^
sopan.sopan.
heee
oke.bye2! :P